Wanted: Sitter for neurotic but lovable dog, Lucy. Will pay. Original sitter situation fell thru.
See Lucy’s personal ad:
Cute and lovable SW-BFD (single white/brown female dog) looking for BLPH (brave, loving, patient human) to watch me while my people go on vacation in a few weeks.
I like long walks, chasing balls, chasing squirrels, sitting on the couch and watching TV, climbing trees, jumping really high, cuddling in bed with humans (if you’re into that sort of thing), other dogs (if I get to know them), and being around people. I do NOT beg at the table, chew furniture, or destroy things.
Turn offs include: being left alone in my pen for long periods of time. (I will eliminate in my pen, often with disastrous results. I have not done this in months, but I still have it in me to be quite destructive if I’m upset.)
If you’re interested in taking me on, please contact my mother, who posted this ad for me.