Deep Roy

I have a story to tell. About rats. And handguns. But mostly rats. And snakes. However, I have to do some more interviews and gather more information first. I also have to fish an old family rat story out of storage in my mom's attic this weekend. Stay tuned!

For now, though, here is Olivia's take on Deep Roy's version of the Ooompa Loompa. You may not see the similarity (the pointed shoulders and widow's peak hairline), but I do and it makes me smile:





Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!
The great big greedy nincompoop!
Augustus Gloop!
So big and vile
So greedy, foul, and infantile
'Come on!' we cried, 'The time is ripe
To send him shooting up the pipe!

Don't be Augustus Gloop tomorrow. Leave enough food for everyone! :)