Mid-week, April and I were fighting about something that was pretty stupid, but was really just a catalyst for a different bigger issue. I was angry, maybe even enraged, and then April cried. My response?
"April, when you cry it neuters my rage."
Tears made my blustering look just... dumb.
Friday, I walked into Best Buy to pick up something I had to special order. As I approached the service desk the young lady working uncapped a thick black marker and took a deep whiff.
"Smells like knowledge." She stated ever so sagely.
Naturally I laughed in her face.
"Smells like dying brain cells", I replied.
"Maybe." She smiled and took another hit of the marker. "Nope, smells like knowledge."
The crazy thing is, I know what she meant.